finish this sentence: i love my b
ig hand-painted portrait of Abraham Lincoln. I love the way his beard looks so fuzzy, like my vintage Abe Lincoln socks and beanie. I love the way he looks hanging over my bed, always watching over me like a guardian angel. Praise Abe, Hail Lincoln.
dad: wow if you dont stop watching so much star trek, you’ll become one of those trekkies
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
This is the best thing ever.
remember when i was complaining about my shitty psych class earlier??? u know what i didnt mention?????? some shit that’s really fuckin me up and still fuckin me up to this very moment i’m still jittery and upset about this shit
###still personal still dont reblog thx###
Dean and Sam are on a hunt, but Dean takes five to call Cas. Sam’s just standing there, leafing through their notes. Then Dean goes, “Okay, baby, I’ll call you later.”
Sam lifts a brow, but Dean doesn’t notice because suddenly he’s saying, “No, no, I didn’t mean it like that. You’re not a baby. Come on, Cas. You know I love you, jesus.”
And Sam can’t stop laughing because Dean turns red and says, “I didn’t mean - I didn’t mean Jesus!”
When watching a show I don’t think ‘Well politically correctly there should be two more minorities’
I’m thinking ‘This is suffocating, this isn’t what life is like, why do i not exist, why do my friends not exist, what the fuck is with this idealisation of one type of person?’